hehe.....Chinese Jews

[Richard McCarthy]

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

 

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

 

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

 

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

 

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

 

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

 

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

 

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

 

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

 

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

[antonio_frias]

Very funny, too bad I can't translate it to french or portuguese!

[alikashan]

hahhahah:eek:

[andy shand]

reminds me of a time when the model makers were all working overnight on an elaborate model for a morning presentation to the client. Last thing before the architect went home the previous evening was to make sure the roof was grass.."all grass".

 

well the model makers looked at each other....and this being a very progressive practice ..assumed it was some kind of green architecture thing.

 

so when the architect came back to the office in the morning he was horrified to see all the roofs green and solid instead of glassy and airy.....

 

youve guessed it ...the architect was born in china. true story!!

[Maestro101]

Good joke, but translation not possible.

[BrianKitts]

wow talk about digging up old threads.

 

funny thing is reading this reminds me of my old desk (that hugged a column) at my last company back in 2006 when I first read this joke..... funny how odd things take you back.