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Dear Torontoans,

Could anyone tell me if this is a normal business deal in Canada? these guys will hold off the $50 till they see half the drawings done.

When I visited Canada in 2008, $50 would buy you one day's worth of food...

 

From Craigslist:

 

 

Drafting help needed (Toronto- downtown)

 

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Date: 2010-02-01, 10:04PM EST

Reply to: job-aqxzy-1581777132@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

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We are redesigning our front porch and need some technical drawings completed for the contractor to follow. Drawings do not need to be stamped, but will be used for appropriate permits with the City of Toronto. Person should be familiar with Toronto building code and able to complete the drawings before Spring. Email CV and phone number.

 

 

Location: Toronto- downtown

Compensation: $100- 1/2 to be paid at mid-point and remainder upon receiving permits from city

Telecommuting is ok.

This is a part-time job.

This is a contract job.

OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

 

 

 

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I don't think the add is really that silly. It's a just a front porch, 2D drawings and not even requiring a licensed architect.

 

A couple plans elevations, hell throw in a section and a couple details.... assuming it's not a huge front porch, that could all be done in under two hours, call it a 50$/hr wage.

 

that's really not that ridiculous.... that's just perfect for a local who works in a residential firm and knows the code somewhat with extra time on his hands to make a quick buck.

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I don't think the add is really that silly. It's a just a front porch, 2D drawings and not even requiring a licensed architect.

 

A couple plans elevations, hell throw in a section and a couple details.... assuming it's not a huge front porch, that could all be done in under two hours, call it a 50$/hr wage.

 

that's really not that ridiculous.... that's just perfect for a local who works in a residential firm and knows the code somewhat with extra time on his hands to make a quick buck.

 

+1

 

I used to get my beer money by doing little jobs like this... small residential jobs are easier and quicker than you think sometimes. Especially when the drawings are only for reference to the contractor.

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I don't think the add is really that silly. It's a just a front porch, 2D drawings and not even requiring a licensed architect.

 

A couple plans elevations, hell throw in a section and a couple details.... assuming it's not a huge front porch, that could all be done in under two hours, call it a 50$/hr wage.

 

that's really not that ridiculous.... that's just perfect for a local who works in a residential firm and knows the code somewhat with extra time on his hands to make a quick buck.

 

I agree that a pro could do the whole thing in 2 hours, but you forget the most important thing: Clients are never happy unless they suck every bit they can, especially unexperienced cleints. My bet is that they will drag this project for months, and you would spend the $100 on gaz you need to visit them to ask for your money.

Besides if it never gets built you're out $50, even though you did everything you were supposed to.

Let me just add that my wife was paid $3.5 an hour as an Architect in Beirut (silly money?), and still I think this is a bad deal.

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new one: I thought HVAC and electricity drawings rewuire licensed people or people who know what they are doing, and these specialised people are not cheap.

 

 

CAD drafter needed (Toronto)

 

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Date: 2010-02-11, 1:40AM EST

Reply to: job-9rkfe-1595762939@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

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Im looking for a CAD drafter, must send samples of work.

 

I will send you plans in Cad, I require you to:

detail plans, hvac, electrical, furniture etc.

create 3 exterior elevations. I will send Pictures.

 

Simple Job maximum 3 days to complete.

 

Please send samples of your work and let me know your fee.

 

I have a tight budget and can only pay $200 Maximum.

 

 

Location: Toronto

Compensation: Max $200

This is a contract job.

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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and this one tops all. yo uneed to have $5000 worth of software to be able to work free for 6 months,

the perks are they give you means of contacting you so that they can keep riding you.

 

3D CAD Design Internship (Toronto)

 

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Date: 2010-02-08, 6:19PM EST

Reply to: job-3rtgy-1592120783@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

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Anari Simone Design needs you ! Below is a rewarding oppurtunity for a student designer or intern who may wish to enhance their portfolio with industry experince.

The following is a Non-paid Internship contract for 6 months.

 

Our chosen candiate must have access and be proficient in the following:

Autocad

Google Sketchup

MS Office

 

Our interns are required to translate text documents and images to our pre-designed website.

Candidates must commit 15 hours per week working at home or school.

 

ANARI SIMONE DESIGN is a grassroots organization, located in Toronto

This is a non-paid internship contract position. Applicants with relevant s visual design experience will be preferred.

PERKS: Succesful candidates will receive an business phone , voicemail/email, business cards and necessary office materials.

 

 

Kindly submit your resume for consideration to careers@anaridesign.com

 

Good Luck,

 

Anari Simone

http://www.anaridesign.com

 

 

Location: Toronto

Compensation: iphone , corporate email, business cards and necessary office materials.

This is a contract job.

This is an internship job

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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I think this is largely standard fare for the US and Canada but, the additional 15 hours of personal time per week !!!!!

 

Why stop there, why not demand a kidney as a guarantee that the student will turn up every day - which they might get back at the end of the internship.

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[...]

Why stop there, why not demand a kidney as a guarantee that the student will turn up every day - which they might get back at the end of the internship.[...]

 

one may work for free for Tadao Ando, Herzog &deMeuron, OMA, etc. but not for an anonymous design studio

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Haha, look at this one. You get the opportunity to Intern....from home!

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cpg/1595227444.html

 

remote intern -photoshop/ 3d max

 

I am interested in working with a intern on a part-time basis (

Interns must already have access to these two software applications

Internship is a non paid in the traditional sense but will include a "bonus" and a possible partnership for future projects.

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  • 4 months later...

OMG I've been working at ANARI DESIGN STUDIO since December, so far I cant complain aside from the bad expresso they offer in the lunchroom. My creative director is still under the illusion that drafting a room in AutoCad is an 7 hour job !! But I digress, at least they let me drive the company car (Mini Cooper) and the iPad they got us last week sans 3G!

 

www.anaridesign.com

416 962-6274

ANARI DESIGN STUDIO

Graphic Design Toronto, Interior Design Toronto, Print Design Toronto, Downtown Toronto signs,

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OMG I've been working at ANARI DESIGN STUDIO since December, so far I cant complain aside from the bad expresso they offer in the lunchroom. My creative director is still under the illusion that drafting a room in AutoCad is an 7 hour job !! But I digress, at least they let me drive the company car (Mini Cooper) and the iPad they got us last week sans 3G!

 

www.anaridesign.com

416 962-6274

ANARI DESIGN STUDIO

Graphic Design Toronto, Interior Design Toronto, Print Design Toronto, Downtown Toronto signs,

 

You've been interning for free since November? Is there a job offer on the table?

Drafting a room for 7 hours sounds very boring. And fromyour emnployers point of view, who cares how long it takes. Its free.

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OMG I've been working at ANARI DESIGN STUDIO since December, so far I cant complain aside from the bad expresso they offer in the lunchroom. My creative director is still under the illusion that drafting a room in AutoCad is an 7 hour job !! But I digress, at least they let me drive the company car (Mini Cooper) and the iPad they got us last week sans 3G!

 

www.anaridesign.com

416 962-6274

ANARI DESIGN STUDIO

Graphic Design Toronto, Interior Design Toronto, Print Design Toronto, Downtown Toronto signs,

 

I hope you are getting some serious mentorship and improving your skills... if I took 7 hours to draft a room, I think my boss might drop-kick me. why intern somewhere that isn't going to help you improve your personal situation in the job market?

 

you got an ipad for donating 480 hours of your time??? at a starting wage in the local industry (Vancouver), that's almost $8000. I think you could afford the 3G.

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Meaning she thinks I can draft an entire room with furnishings in a 7 hour shift, while answering emails for a dozen people a day !!

 

sorry, I started to write that response before putting my kids to bed... I didn't see tom's answer, although I feel better that two of us were thinking it.

 

furnishings are blocks, right? are you talking like working drawings with details and millwork?

 

I don't mean to sound harsh... just trying to understand. Are you still in school?

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that's not bad if you get the job.

are you working under the TN visa? I noticed the US flag, and you're in Toronto, how are the employment laws applying to you?

After a few years living in Lebanon I wouldn't mind some company riding me for a few months anywhere in the US or Canada if there was a work and residence permit and a real job after that, that would be much better than living in here.

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