Self-Made Jokes: a small view on my personal ps-history (>800kb)

[nisus]

Hi all,

 

Here are some things I've made in the past. The turnaround for most images was only a couple of hours. What do you think?

 

Find the Error!

and the second image in the same series: http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_ballon_v2.jpg

 

 

and here is a view from the other side: http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/Nisus_Boxter-C.jpg

 

My all-round mobile

 

Inspired by the lack of good features on mobiles, I added a few newer ones:

 

Features nr2. "Freeze", nr.3 "Flood" & nr.4 "Paint" are still not finished because I lack the time to do so... Feel free to make those yourself (and be sure to sent me a copy (of both mobile and image ;-p))

Other great features that never saw the light are the "Call the nearest cellphone" or "Point and call the mobile you're pointing at!". Great to tell someone to stop behaving stupid / talking to loud or to pick up that chicks number without even asking

 

 

 

Some strange photo's:

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_sigi.jpg

 

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_MiniCar.jpg

 

Some older jokes:

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_screw.jpg

 

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_Mach300.jpg

and my very first one...

 

Many of these images are made to remember irc-meetings. They are but a collage of pictures taken during the event combined into the theme or best laugh of that day...

 

This one was made from images taken on a Halloween-meeting... especially configured to celebrate the new channel "volenbak"

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/TheV-files_01.jpg

Yup, Mr.White-Face Tuxedo Vampire is me...

 

Another one...

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/TheV-files_02.jpg

The lady on the right is my current girlfriend...

 

The next image was made after a laser-shoot-meeting...

http://nisus.bizhosting.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/nisus_lasershoot.jpg

 

I got a lot more images done this way but as these are mainly portretting some character flaw of a member of the chat they are only funny for insiders. I can show you if you like of course

 

rgds

 

nisus

[Jeff Mottle]

LOL! You're in the wrong business nisus....you should be doing print advertising...this stuff was great! Hillarious!

[Paul Griger]

 

I especially liked the Virgin Express and the cell phone features. It would be nice to just point your phone at someone who is talking on their cell & driving poorly and tell them to stop yaking and start driving.

[nisus]

Aaah... you got my point paul

[ingo]

I think the first picture looks better 180 deg rotated, otherwise you seem to have a problem with Porsche cars ?!

 

ingo