Fran Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 If high-heels were so great, men would still be wearing them. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vizwhiz Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Why did Paris Hilton drop her cell phone in The Hot Tub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IC Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 A girl walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy L Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH the standard soars like an albatross! Fran weighs in with a couple of sophisticated interlectual numbers, a bit high brow for this judge, but i do have left wing tendancies so they will score heavily. Ill award a 8/11 and a 9/11. But does she look like her picture? Vizwhizz just baffled everyone with a question. Wrong thread dude!!! I give you a score of......... IC you big northern scotsman, you've scooped a draw with the yanks, 10/11! The competitions really hotting up now. C'mon, lets have some gramatically incorrect foreign jokes, calling all Belgians! Vizwhizz, sorry dude, didnt realise youre called randy. That actually makes your joke an 11/11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STU_P Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 What do you call a dog with no tongue? Smelly Bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STU_P Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 What do you call a dog with no tongue? Smelly Bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy L Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hi, been on holiday for a while, India dont you know. Stu P, repeating your joke twice will not make it funnier. Is your last name 'id' by any chance? Nil points. Randy? Ill sent Paris over right away, she saiys shes a sucker for a crap sense of humour FRAN! did you do something with your hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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